luckyweapon13:

hypnoticcharmer:

luckyweapon13 started following you

Well, now. What have we here.

A coat wearin’, French speakin’ thief. Sounds an awful lot like a ripoff o’ Gambit. 

Shame you ain’t got my suave way wit’ women an’ my unashamed love of de classics.

Suave? How they can manage to keep their lunch down, whenever you open your mouth is beyond me.

Tell me, how much sewer run off did you need to drink to acquire the gutter accent?

‘Bout as much as was pumped up your ass t’make you all high an’ mighty. 

all-powerful-b:

hypnoticcharmer:

all-powerful-b:

hypnoticcharmer:

Dat’s LeBeau.

And I’m leBitch. *looks him up and down* Where’re you from, anyway? Besides backwood hickville.

Naw’lins. Dat a problem, Mademoiselle LeBitch?

Fuck no. Love the place. So many back alleys to hide in. Mardi Gras is my favorite. That damn naked cowboy is a pretty good lay.

Naked Cowboy? Chere, you ain’t seen not’in’.

Now, de naked Gambit… 

all-powerful-b:

hypnoticcharmer:

all-powerful-b:

hypnoticcharmer:

Italian? Girl, you need t’learn French. 

But if you’re up for sweet not’in’s…

French is the language of pussies. Don’t start with me, Thibidoux.

Dat’s LeBeau.

And I’m leBitch. *looks him up and down* Where’re you from, anyway? Besides backwood hickville.

Naw’lins. Dat a problem, Mademoiselle LeBitch?

all-powerful-b:

hypnoticcharmer:

all-powerful-b:

The fuck? No I don’t speak French. I speak Italian. We gonna turn off our translators, cuddle up next to each other and whisper sweet nothings that neither of us can understand in each others ears?

Italian? Girl, you need t’learn French. 

But if you’re up for sweet not’in’s…

French is the language of pussies. Don’t start with me, Thibidoux.

Dat’s LeBeau.

all-powerful-b:

hypnoticcharmer:

all-powerful-b replied to your post: all-powerful-b started following you Another…

The fuck did you just say to me?

I called you beautiful. Ne parlez pas francais?

The fuck? No I don’t speak French. I speak Italian. We gonna turn off our translators, cuddle up next to each other and whisper sweet nothings that neither of us can understand in each others ears?

Italian? Girl, you need t’learn French. 

But if you’re up for sweet not’in’s…

thereaperyahg:

hypnoticcharmer:

thereaperyahg:

hypnoticcharmer:

thereaperyahg:

hypnoticcharmer:

thereaperyahg started following you

Bonjo- … wait, what de fuck are you?

You a Skrull? 

No, yahg. My name is Uomack.

Yahg? Gesundheit. 

Yo-mack, huh? Name’s Gambit, m’self. 

Arrogant individual aren’t you? I hope that trait serves you well.

It has in de past.

Your accent, tu parles la langue de Molière, non?

Molière? Ah, le comédien! Oui. 

all-powerful-b replied to your post: all-powerful-b started following you Another…

The fuck did you just say to me?

I called you beautiful. Ne parlez pas francais?

thereaperyahg:

hypnoticcharmer:

thereaperyahg:

hypnoticcharmer:

thereaperyahg started following you

Bonjo- … wait, what de fuck are you?

You a Skrull? 

No, yahg. My name is Uomack.

Yahg? Gesundheit. 

Yo-mack, huh? Name’s Gambit, m’self. 

Arrogant individual aren’t you? I hope that trait serves you well.

It has in de past.

all-powerful-b started following you

Another belle fille? Mus’ be Remy’s lucky night.

thereaperyahg:

hypnoticcharmer:

thereaperyahg started following you

Bonjo- … wait, what de fuck are you?

You a Skrull? 

No, yahg. My name is Uomack.

Yahg? Gesundheit. 

Yo-mack, huh? Name’s Gambit, m’self.